Sam Smith on Gay Marriage and the Bible
Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007
Sam Smith, Editor of the Progressive Review, has some fun with the debate over gay marriage, and opponents’ selective reliance on the Bible to justify their views.
SENATORIAL INQUIRY
Sam Smith
1. The Ten Commandments outlaw killing and adultery but that doesn’t
seem to bother your colleagues as much as gay marriage. Why do you think
the Ten Commandments are less important to them than gay marriage?
2. Would you accept a compromise in which we outlawed not only gay
marriages but support of deadly wars or cheating on your wife? If not,
why not?
3. The Ten Commandants say “You can work during the six weekdays and do
all your tasks. But the seventh day is a Sabbath to God your Lord. Do
not do anything that constitutes work. [This includes] you, your son,
your daughter, your slave, your maid, your animal, and the foreigner in
your gates.” You have not yet formalized this into a constitutional
amendment and so your maids, slaves, animals and proximate foreigners
are running around hog wild on Sundays. Isn’t this more dangerous than a
few gays getting married and shouldn’t you tackle it first?
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